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The two words are merged so closely that the message becomes almost a little puzzle, while YOU sitting beside them makes the whole thing even more suspiciously personal\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is the kind of design that makes people stop, squint, laugh, and then realize exactly what they are looking at. Funny, mysterious, slightly mischievous, and deliberately hard to read at first glance\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for couples with a sarcastic sense of humor, relationship humor fans, lovers of clever wordplay, funny romantic designs, and anyone who knows that sometimes love can make you feel a whole lot of different things at once\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n#relationshiphumor #loveandhate #couplehumor #wordplay #funnyquotes #romancehumor #lovehumor #sarcasm #funnydesign #cleverdesign #mysterious #humor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/haughtybroderie.com\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. \/yd. ² (174 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Breathable and fast-drying material\u003cbr\u003e\n• UPF50+ protection\u003cbr\u003e\n• 6.3\" (16 cm)inseam\u003cbr\u003e\n• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mesh side pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n• No inner lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Knitting—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 91% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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