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Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Crop Hoodie is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Crop Hoodie\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLet fashion take over your wardrobe with this great statement piece. The trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings means that this hoodie is bound to become a true favorite.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz\/yd² (220.39 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dyed-to-match drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dropped shoulder cut\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cropped body with a raw hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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