{"product_id":"if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-crossbody-bag","title":"Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Crossbody bag","description":"Introducing our latest Crossbody bag that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Crossbody bag is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Crossbody bag is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Crossbody bag is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Crossbody bag is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Crossbody bag\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKeep your style on point and your hands free with our versatile crossbody bag. It’s made of premium faux leather and features dark gray hardware. Thanks to the zip-top closure and multiple inside pockets, you can keep your essentials secure and organized. Transform this crossbody bag with removable wrist and shoulder straps to style it for day-to-night looks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Outer fabric: faux leather \u003cbr\u003e\n• Lining: 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11″ × 8″ × 1.5″ (27.9 cm × 20.3 cm × 3.8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark gray hardware\u003cbr\u003e\n• Zip-top closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• Inside zip and slip pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable, removable wrist and shoulder straps\u003cbr\u003e\n• Strap drop length: 14″- 27″\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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