{"product_id":"if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-duffle-bag","title":"Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Duffle bag","description":"Introducing our latest Duffle bag that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Duffle bag is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Duffle bag is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Duffle bag is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Duffle bag is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Duffle bag\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis duffle bag is the perfect companion for every occasion—take it with you when traveling, running daily errands, or going to the gym. The bag is spacious and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with its multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when the bag’s helping you carry heavier things, and continue your daily run without a worry!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester with black interlining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 9 oz.\/yd.² (305 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″ \u003cbr\u003e\n• T-piping for stability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dual padded handles with hook \u0026amp; loop fasteners for easy carrying\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mesh side pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Multiple inside pockets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability: \u003cbr\u003e\n- Weaving—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia or Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Haughty Broderie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41835451547725,"sku":"4943123_12021","price":87.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/9701\/4349\/files\/all-over-print-duffle-bag-white-front-683d71e9bd6b4.jpg?v=1748857335","url":"https:\/\/www.haughtybroderie.com\/products\/if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-duffle-bag","provider":"Haughty Broderie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}