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The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Ladies’ Muscle Tank is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Ladies’ Muscle Tank is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Ladies’ Muscle Tank\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% polyester, 35% viscose\u003cbr\u003e\n• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/y² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Low cut armholes\u003cbr\u003e\n• Curved bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side seams\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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