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Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Laptop Sleeve is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Laptop Sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProtect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% neoprene\u003cbr\u003e\n• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat\u003cbr\u003e\n• Snug fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Faux fur interior lining\u003cbr\u003e\n• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Padded zipper binding\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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