{"product_id":"if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-minimalist-backpack","title":"Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Minimalist Backpack","description":"Introducing our latest Minimalist Backpack that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Minimalist Backpack is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Minimalist Backpack is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Minimalist Backpack is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Minimalist Backpack is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Minimalist Backpack\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you feel like you're carrying half of your belongings with you at all times, this backpack is for you! It has a spacious inside compartment (with a pocket for your laptop), and a hidden back pocket for safekeeping your most valuable items.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made from 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 9 oz.\/yd.² (305 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Water-resistant material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag\u003cbr\u003e\n• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider\u003cbr\u003e\n• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability: \u003cbr\u003e\n- Weaving—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia or Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults and children\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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