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The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful One-Piece Swimsuit is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this One-Piece Swimsuit is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tComedic Commode: The Seat Statement One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tGiggles Galore: The Throne Message One-Piece Swimsuit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one-piece swimsuit for all figures will bring out your best features. Enjoy the smooth fabric and the flattering design, and show it off by the sea or pool!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz\/yd² (230 g\/m²), weight may vary by 5%\u003cbr\u003e\n• Chlorine-resistant fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cheeky fit with a scoop neckline and a low scoop back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Zig-zag stitching\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-layer front \u003cbr\u003e\n• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Knitting—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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