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The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Sublimation Cut \u0026amp; Sew Tan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis body-hugging tank top is a must-have!   \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 82% polyester, 18% spandex \u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz\/yd² (230 g\/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)\u003cbr\u003e\n• four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains \u003cbr\u003e\n• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Knitting—Lithuania\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—Poland\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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