{"product_id":"if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-tote-bag","title":"Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Tote bag","description":"Introducing our latest Tote bag that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Tote bag is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Tote bag is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Tote bag is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Tote bag is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product components sourced from Israel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e\n- Knitting—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dyeing—China\u003cbr\u003e\n- Manufacturing—Latvia\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e\n• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Haughty Broderie","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":41835449188429,"sku":"8032390_4533","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":41835449221197,"sku":"8032390_8904","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":41835449253965,"sku":"8032390_8905","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/9701\/4349\/files\/all-over-print-tote-bag-black-15x15-front-683d7158a7997.jpg?v=1748857186","url":"https:\/\/www.haughtybroderie.com\/products\/if-you-pee-on-the-toilet-seat-i-will-clean-it-with-your-toothbrush-love-mom-tote-bag","provider":"Haughty Broderie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}