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The message reads \"If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!\" This playful Unisex Tank Top is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Unisex Tank Top is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!\u003cbr\u003e\nRoyal Restroom: The Throne Warning Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty Warning: The Throne Consequence Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nBathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nCommode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nCheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nSeat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nLavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nFlushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nPorcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nRestroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nQuirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nHumorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nComedic Commode: The Seat Statement Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nLoo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nPlayful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nSassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nChuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\nGiggles Galore: The Throne Message Unisex Tank Top\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tank top has everything you could possibly need – vibrant colors, soft material, and a relaxed fit that will make you look fabulous!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz.\/yd.² (215 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz.\/yd.² (240 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Premium knit mid-weight jersey\u003cbr\u003e\n- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch material that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania\u003cbr\u003e\n- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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