Introducing our latest garment, a remarkable piece that transcends the ordinary and brings forth a unique blend of wit and sophistication – behold, the epitome of sartorial charm, the "Fatigued Fowl Fashion Tee." This avant-garde masterpiece features a handcrafted illustration of a bird adorned in a sleek business suit, poised in a refined bookstore setting.
Picture this avian aficionado perusing the shelves, gracefully approaching the nerdy bird clerk with a peculiar request: "I'd like the book 'Work Without Getting Tired' please." The feathered bibliophile's inquiry unveils a delightful twist, as the diligent clerk, surrounded by a myriad of tomes, responds with a touch of humor, "Sorry, that book is kaput."
This whimsical portrayal captures the essence of the modern quest for productivity and the perennial struggle against weariness. The clever interplay of the bird in business attire, the erudite bookstore setting, and the elusive quest for an energy-filled work life adds layers of meaning to this wearable work of art.
But why settle for a mere tee when you can own a narrative in fabric? This shirt is more than just a garment; it's a conversation starter, a symbol of resilience in the face of exhaustion, and a testament to the ever-relevant pursuit of balance in the professional realm.
Wear it proudly, and become the harbinger of laughter and camaraderie in your social circles. Watch as heads turn and smiles spread when you showcase your impeccable taste in both fashion and humor. The "Fatigued Fowl Fashion Tee" is not just an article of clothing; it's an expression of your witty personality and a statement piece for those who appreciate the fusion of intellect and style.
"Avian Elegance: The Workwear Wonder"
"Feathered Finesse: A Bookish Attire"
"Wit in Threads: The Kaput Chronicles"
"Business Plumage: A Literary Request"
"Quirky Couture: Tales from the Bookstore"
"Threaded Tales: Of Birds and Bookish Banter"
"Suited Serendipity: The Kaput Collection"
"Avant-garde Plumage: Beyond Ordinary Attire"
"Bookstore Brilliance: The Fashioned Fowl"
"Humorous Haberdashery: Work Without Weariness"
"Feathered Chic: A Literary Affair"
"Kaput Chronicles: A Wearable Narrative"
"Witty Feathers: Fashioning Workwear"
"Bookish Banter: The Kaput Conundrum"
"Aves in Attire: The Literary Quest"
"Smart Plumage: Beyond the Ordinary Shirt"
"Threaded Wit: The Kaput Couture"
"Business Beak: A Tale in Fabric"
"Charm in Cloth: The Kaput Edition"
"Quill and Couture: A Bird's Request"
"Fashioned Fables: The Bookstore Bird"
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
