It's not me, it's you!
Short, bold, and unapologetically playful, this pink statement puts a classic relationship phrase front and center with a humorous twist. The familiar wording instantly suggests a breakup conversation, but the simplicity gives it plenty of room for interpretation
Whether it is aimed at a dramatic ex, a questionable situation, or simply someone who refuses to accept responsibility, the message delivers its punch without needing a long explanation. Sometimes the best comeback is just seven words and a little confidence
The bright pink presentation adds a fun and cheeky personality, turning a potentially serious phrase into something lighthearted, expressive, and perfect for anyone who enjoys relationship humor and witty statements
Perfect for fans of funny quotes, breakup humor, dating jokes, relationship sarcasm, playful attitude, bold messages, and colorful statement designs
#itsnotmeitsy you #breakuphumor #relationshiphumor #datinghumor #sarcasm #funnyquotes #couplehumor #wittyquotes #attitude #humor #funnydesign #playful
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Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
20 ½-24 ⅜ |
4 ¾ |
3 ⅛ |
7 ½ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
52-62 |
12 |
8 |
19 |
