Embark on a sartorial journey with our mesmerizing "Chronicles of Lateness" T-shirt, where whimsical artistry converges with poignant symbolism. Picture two resplendent unicorns, their majestic multicolored horns gracefully emerging from their foreheads, standing defiantly on ethereal floating rocks amidst a flooded landscape. Above them, ominous clouds unleash torrents of rain, and on the horizon, the colossal Noah's Ark sails away, teeming with a diverse array of creatures, both male and female.
As the disappointed gaze of Noah meets the eyes of the tardy unicorns, one of them wears a colossal frown, articulating, "Uh-oh!! Not smart being fashionably late." This intricate tableau serves as a compelling allegory for the modern conundrum of tardiness, where the allure of fashionable lateness clashes with the repercussions of missing crucial moments—perhaps even the survival of species.
This wearable masterpiece seamlessly combines vibrant imagery with a thought-provoking narrative. The juxtaposition of the unicorns' elegance against the calamitous backdrop underscores the delicate balance between style and substance. Slip into this distinctive garment and become a walking conversation piece, inviting discourse on the contemporary dilemma of prioritizing punctuality over the superficial allure of tardiness.
Noah's Glance: The Perils of Fashionable Lateness
Horns of Regret: A Tardiness Saga
Stylishly Stranded: Unicorns in the Rain
Punctuality Paradox: A Unicorn's Frown
Late to Ark: A Multicolored Horn Melancholy
Elegance Eclipsed: Unicorns on the Brink
Chronos’ Canvas: Fashionably Late Unicorns
Ark Adrift: A Symphony of Unicorns' Regret
Tardy Tapestries: Fashionably Late, Unforgivingly Missed
Lateness Unveiled: A Unicorn Dilemma
Ark Alas: A Symphony of Missed Opportunities
Eclipsed Elegance: The Tale of Tardiness
Mythical Melancholy: Late Unicorns' Bane
Horns of Temptation: Late to Noah's Embrace
Ponderous Punctuality: Unicorns in Regret
Noah's Narrative: When Unicorns Dally
Frowning Fables: The Unicorns' Missed Voyage
Fashionably Forsaken: The Late Unicorns' Tale
Elegance Awash: Unicorns and the Deluge of Tardiness
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
