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Haughty Broderie

Get Yours Now -- Comedic Controversy Take on Justice: Exploring Guilt and Innocence From Jumpsuits to Jokes All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts

Get Yours Now -- Comedic Controversy Take on Justice: Exploring Guilt and Innocence From Jumpsuits to Jokes All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts

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Truth has its own language.
A bold and humorous courtroom-inspired design that plays on conviction, loyalty, and the universal idea of standing firmly behind one’s word. Centered around a striking scene of a tense trial moment, the message cuts through with unexpected humor:
“Your honor, if my client was guilty, why would he swear on his momma?”
This artwork blends sharp wit with cultural expression, highlighting how personal values, loyalty, and respect can carry deeper meaning than formal words alone. It’s a playful yet powerful take on honesty, trust, and the way people defend what matters most to them.
Designed for those who appreciate humor with depth, conversation-starting visuals, and bold storytelling that stands out without saying too much.
Sometimes, what you stand on says everything.
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Sports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.3" (16 cm)inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
S 80 98
M 84 102
L 92 110
XL 100 118
2XL 108 126
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