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Haughty Broderie

Get Yours Now -- Comedic Controversy Take on Justice: Exploring Guilt and Innocence From Jumpsuits to Jokes Women’s high top canvas shoes

Get Yours Now -- Comedic Controversy Take on Justice: Exploring Guilt and Innocence From Jumpsuits to Jokes Women’s high top canvas shoes

Regular price $68.50 USD
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Truth has its own language.
A bold and humorous courtroom-inspired design that plays on conviction, loyalty, and the universal idea of standing firmly behind one’s word. Centered around a striking scene of a tense trial moment, the message cuts through with unexpected humor:
“Your honor, if my client was guilty, why would he swear on his momma?”
This artwork blends sharp wit with cultural expression, highlighting how personal values, loyalty, and respect can carry deeper meaning than formal words alone. It’s a playful yet powerful take on honesty, trust, and the way people defend what matters most to them.
Designed for those who appreciate humor with depth, conversation-starting visuals, and bold storytelling that stands out without saying too much.
Sometimes, what you stand on says everything.
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Don’t forget to treat your feet with care! The classic, stylish high top canvas shoes will be a great addition to your wardrobe.

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front
• Soles and laces in matching colors
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, mercury, phthalates, formaldehyde, bisphenols and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  US WOMEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (inches) OUTSOLE LENGTH (inches)
5 5 2.5 35.5 22 8 ⅝ 9 ¾
5.5 5.5 3 36 22.5 8 ⅞ 9 ¾
6 6 3.5 36.5 23 9.00 10.00
6.5 6.5 4 37.5 23.5 9 ⅛ 10 ¼
7 7 4.5 38 24 9 ¼ 10 ¼
7.5 7.5 5 38.5 24.5 9 ½ 10 ⅝
8 8 5.5 39 25 9 ⅝ 10 ⅝
8.5 8.5 6 40 25.5 9 ¾ 10 ¾
9 9 6.5 40.5 26 10.00 11 ⅛
9.5 9.5 7 41 26.5 10 ⅛ 11 ⅛
10 10 7.5 42 27 10 ¼ 11 ⅜
10.5 10.5 8 42.5 27.5 10 ½ 11 ⅝
11 11 8.5 43 28 10 ⅝ 11 ⅝
11.5 11.5 9 44 28.5 10 ¾ 12.00
12 12 9.5 44.5 29 11.00 12 ⅛
  US WOMEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (cm) OUTSOLE LENGTH (cm)
5 5 2.5 35.5 22 22 24.8
5.5 5.5 3 36 22.5 22.6 24.8
6 6 3.5 36.5 23 22.9 25.4
6.5 6.5 4 37.5 23.5 23.2 26.2
7 7 4.5 38 24 23.5 26.2
7.5 7.5 5 38.5 24.5 24.1 27
8 8 5.5 39 25 24.5 27
8.5 8.5 6 40 25.5 24.8 27.3
9 9 6.5 40.5 26 25.4 28.3
9.5 9.5 7 41 26.5 25.7 28.3
10 10 7.5 42 27 26 29
10.5 10.5 8 42.5 27.5 26.7 29.5
11 11 8.5 43 28 27 29.5
11.5 11.5 9 44 28.5 27.3 30.5
12 12 9.5 44.5 29 28 30.8
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