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Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Eco Tote Bag

Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Eco Tote Bag

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Introducing our latest Eco Tote Bag that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Eco Tote Bag is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Eco Tote Bag is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads "If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!" This playful Eco Tote Bag is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Eco Tote Bag is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!
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Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm) BAG DEPTH (cm) STRAP LENGTH (cm) STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size 40.6 36.8 12.7 61 2.5
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