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Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex classic tee

Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex classic tee

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Introducing our latest Unisex classic tee that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Unisex classic tee is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Unisex classic tee is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads "If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!" This playful Unisex classic tee is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Unisex classic tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!
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8. Cheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Unisex classic tee
9. Seat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Unisex classic tee
10. Lavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Unisex classic tee
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12. Porcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Unisex classic tee
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14. Quirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Unisex classic tee
15. Humorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Unisex classic tee
16. Comedic Commode: The Seat Statement Unisex classic tee
17. Loo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Unisex classic tee
18. Playful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Unisex classic tee
19. Sassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Unisex classic tee
20. Chuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Unisex classic tee
21. Giggles Galore: The Throne Message Unisex classic tee

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
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