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Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex Hoodie

Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex Hoodie

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Introducing our latest Unisex Hoodie that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Unisex Hoodie is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Unisex Hoodie is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads "If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!" This playful Unisex Hoodie is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Unisex Hoodie is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!
1. Royal Restroom: The Throne Warning Unisex Hoodie
2. Porcelain Perils: The Toilet Seat Alert Unisex Hoodie
3. Humorous Hygiene: The Throne Mishap Unisex Hoodie
4. Seat Sarcasm: The Toilet Troubles Unisex Hoodie
5. Witty Warning: The Throne Consequence Unisex Hoodie
6. Bathroom Banter: The Seat Mischief Unisex Hoodie
7. Commode Comedy: The Seat Reminder Unisex Hoodie
8. Cheeky Cleanup: The Toilet Humor Unisex Hoodie
9. Seat Alert: The Toothbrush Threat Unisex Hoodie
10. Lavatory Laughs: The Throne Mess Unisex Hoodie
11. Flushing Funnies: The Seat Warning Unisex Hoodie
12. Porcelain Pranks: The Toilet Mischief Unisex Hoodie
13. Restroom Remarks: The Throne Humor Unisex Hoodie
14. Quirky Quip: The Toilet Seat Caution Unisex Hoodie
15. Humorous Hygiene: The Throne Troubles Unisex Hoodie
16. Comedic Commode: The Seat Statement Unisex Hoodie
17. Loo Laughter: The Toilet Seat Alert Unisex Hoodie
18. Playful Plumbing: The Throne Warning Unisex Hoodie
19. Sassy Sanitation: The Seat Reminder Unisex Hoodie
20. Chuckle Chamber: The Toilet Humor Unisex Hoodie
21. Giggles Galore: The Throne Message Unisex Hoodie

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
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