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Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex sports jersey

Get Yours Now -- If you 'pee' on the toilet seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush - Love, Mom!! Unisex sports jersey

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Introducing our latest Unisex sports jersey that's sure to catch your attention! This unique design features a porcelain throne (toilet) with its cover lifted up, along with a humorous message inscribed in bold dark ink. This hilarious Unisex sports jersey is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and enjoy a bit of sarcasm in their everyday wear. The witty phrase displayed on the Unisex sports jersey is certain to be a hit among those who can relate to the frustration of finding the toilet seat in an unpleasant state. The message reads "If you happen to leave a mess on the seat, be warned that your toothbrush is the next thing to meet!" This playful Unisex sports jersey is made of high-quality fabric and is available in a range of sizes to fit all body types. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter or simply want to express your sense of humor, this Unisex sports jersey is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and get ready to turn heads with your witty sense of style!
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Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, cadmium bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 27 ½ 31-34
M 28 ⅜ 35-38
L 29 ⅛ 39-41
XL 29 ⅞ 42-45
2XL 30 ¾ 46-48
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 70 78.7-86.4
M 72 89-96.5
L 74 99-104.1
XL 76 106.7-114.3
2XL 78 116.8-122
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