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The reality of HODL Hold on for dear life One-Piece Swimsuit

The reality of HODL Hold on for dear life One-Piece Swimsuit

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Introducing our new One-Piece Swimsuit - a must-have for all stock market enthusiasts out there! Our One-Piece Swimsuit features an intriguing image detailing two boxes - the first box showcases a stick man riding a bicycle with a stock market chart going long and stock candles all going green, leading to a finish line flag at the end of a straight line. The text reads "How people think it's like to HODL."
The second box depicts the same stick man sitting on a bicycle, but this time with a stock market chart going red and crashing to the floor, creating several holes that are difficult to overcome before reaching the finish line flag. Two gigantic red arrows pointing down highlight the text, which reads "What it's actually like to HODL."
The lower text of the image sends an encouraging message, "Patience will PAY OFF." On the back of the One-Piece Swimsuit, you will find the initials H O D L along with their meanings - H for Hodl, O for On for, D for Dear, and L for Life.
Our One-Piece Swimsuit is made of high-quality materials to ensure maximum comfort and durability. With this One-Piece Swimsuit, you can show your love for the stock market and remind yourself of the importance of patience in the world of investing. Don't miss out on the chance to own this amazing One-Piece Swimsuit!
Despite these challenges, the lower text of the image encourages patience and perseverance, suggesting that even though the path to success may be difficult, it will ultimately pay off in the end.


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This one-piece swimsuit for all figures will bring out your best features. Enjoy the smooth fabric and the flattering design, and show it off by the sea or pool!

• 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Chlorine-resistant fabric
• Cheeky fit with a scoop neckline and a low scoop back
• Zig-zag stitching
• Double-layer front
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37
M 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 37 ¾ 29 ⅞ 40 ⅛
XL 41 33 ⅛ 43 ¼
2XL 44 ⅛ 36 ¼ 46 ½
3XL 47 ¼ 39 ⅜ 49 ⅝
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
XS 84 64 90
S 88 68 94
M 92 72 98
L 96 76 102
XL 104 84 110
2XL 112 92 118
3XL 120 100 126
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