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Thoughtful Primate Threads: Deep Thoughts Edition All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts

Thoughtful Primate Threads: Deep Thoughts Edition All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts

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Thoughtful Primate Threads: Deep Thoughts Edition

Introducing our extraordinary All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts, a remarkable garment adorned with an eye-catching image that encapsulates profound contemplation. Picture this: a majestic gorilla, perched in a pose of introspection, its finger gently pressed against its forehead, while its intelligent eyes engage in deep, contemplative thought. Combined with the caption "Deep deeeep thinking," this All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts offers more than just a fashion statement - it becomes a symbol of intellectual curiosity and reflection.
In today's fast-paced world, where distractions abound and superficiality often takes center stage, a All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts that celebrates deep thinking is more relevant than ever. It serves as a reminder to pause, ponder, and embrace the power of intellectual exploration. By wearing this All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts, you become an advocate for thoughtfulness and introspection, inviting others to join you on a journey of profound contemplation.
Imagine strolling through the bustling city streets, clad in this captivating All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts. As you traverse your surroundings, heads turn, gazes lock, and a subtle nod of understanding passes between kindred spirits. People are drawn to the intriguing image, recognizing the value of deep thinking in an increasingly complex world. It sparks conversations, ignites debates, and fosters connections among like-minded individuals.
This All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts symbolizes the power of ideas and the importance of seeking meaning in our lives. By wearing it, you project an air of intellectual sophistication and inspire others to engage in profound introspection. It serves as a beacon of wisdom and encourages a culture of thoughtful discourse.
Crafted with the utmost care, our All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts ensures both comfort and style. Made from premium quality materials, it embraces your body with a soft, breathable fabric that feels delightful against your skin. The design is meticulously printed, showcasing vibrant colors that accentuate the striking image of the contemplative gorilla. With a perfect blend of artistry and comfort, this All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts becomes an extension of your persona, effortlessly merging fashion with profound thinking.
In a world that often prioritizes surface-level interactions, wearing a All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts that celebrates deep thinking allows you to make a bold statement. Embrace the power of intellectual curiosity, encourage meaningful conversations, and embody the spirit of profound contemplation. Let our All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts become your trusted companion in navigating the intricacies of life, while inspiring those around you to delve into the depths of their own thoughts.

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Sports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.3" (16 cm)inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 72 90
XS 76 94
S 80 98
M 84 102
L 92 110
XL 100 118
2XL 108 126
3XL 116 134
4XL 124 142
5XL 132 150
6XL 140 158
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